YOU SAID:
my cow is a dog and my dog is getting tipped over
INTO JAPANESE
私の牛は犬で、私の犬はひっくり返っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cow is a dog, my dog is upside down
INTO JAPANESE
私の牛は犬です、私の犬は逆さまです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cow is a dog, my dog is upside down
You should move to Japan!