YOU SAID:
My cousin Johnny is eight and really dumb
INTO JAPANESE
私のいとこジョニーは8歳で本当にダムです
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My cousin Johnny is really dumb at age 8
INTO JAPANESE
私のいとこ、ジョニーは本当に8歳でダムです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cousin, Johnny is really dumb at 8 years old
INTO JAPANESE
私のいとこ、ジョニーは8歳で本当にダムです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cousin, Johnny is really dumb at age 8
INTO JAPANESE
私のいとこ、ジョニーは8歳で本当にダムです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cousin, Johnny is really dumb at age 8
That didn't even make that much sense in English.