YOU SAID:
My coffee is having a mental breakdown
INTO JAPANESE
私のコーヒーは精神障害を起こしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My coffee is causing mental illness
INTO JAPANESE
私のコーヒーは精神病を引き起こしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My coffee is causing psychosis
INTO JAPANESE
私のコーヒーは精神病を引き起こしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My coffee is causing psychosis
Well done, yes, well done!