YOU SAID:
my closet must be bi-polar because it keep throwing fits
INTO JAPANESE
クローゼットは双極性でなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The closet must be bipolar
INTO JAPANESE
クローゼットはバイポーラでなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The closet must be bipolar
That didn't even make that much sense in English.