YOU SAID:
my chromebook is beaten up
INTO JAPANESE
私の chromebook を殴します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chromebook I hit the.
INTO JAPANESE
Chromebook は、私がヒットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chromebook hits me.
INTO JAPANESE
Chromebook は、私を打ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chromebook hits me.
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