YOU SAID:
my chromebook is beaten up
INTO JAPANESE
私の chromebook を殴します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chromebook I hit the.
INTO JAPANESE
Chromebook は、私がヒットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chromebook hits me.
INTO JAPANESE
Chromebook は、私を打ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chromebook hits me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.