You said:
my chode is so big, so strong and so mighty, there's nothing my chode can not do without my sister and my protection
into Japanese
私あったはとても大きく、とても強く、マイティ ・ ソー、何も私のあった私の妹と私の保護することがなく行うことはできません。
Back into English
I was not so big, so strong and mighty, I have had my sister and me to protect do not.