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My cheese earrings are goated, but god forbid I tell people they aint actual cheesr

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私のチーズのイヤリングはヤギだけど、本当のチーズじゃないって人に言うのは神が禁じている

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My cheese earrings are goats, but god forbid you tell people they're not real cheese

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私のチーズ イヤリングは山羊ですが、本物のチーズではないことを人に言うことは禁じられています

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My cheese earrings are goats, but I'm forbidden to tell people they're not real cheese

INTO JAPANESE

私のチーズのイヤリングは山羊ですが、本物のチーズではないことを人に言うことは禁じられています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cheese earrings are goats, but I'm forbidden to tell people they're not real cheese