YOU SAID:
My cheese doesn't talk to me and I'm mad
INTO JAPANESE
私のチーズは私に話さない、私は怒っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cheese does not tell me, I am angry
INTO JAPANESE
私のチーズは私に言わない、私は怒っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cheese does not tell me, I am angry
You should move to Japan!