YOU SAID:
My chair just tried to kill me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の椅子がちょうど私を殺そうとした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My chair just tried to kill me
INTO JAPANESE
私の椅子は、ちょうど私を殺そうとしました。
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My chair is just killing me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の椅子は私を殺しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My chair is killing me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の椅子は私を殺しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My chair is killing me.
That's deep, man.