YOU SAID:
My cat will eat my face when I die
INTO JAPANESE
私が死ぬとき、私の猫は私の顔を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I die, my cat is eating my face
INTO JAPANESE
私が死んだら、私の猫が私の顔を食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I mean, I think...
INTO JAPANESE
私が死んだら
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I mean, I think...
Come on, you can do better than that.