YOU SAID:
My cat wants me to kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は自分自身を殺すために私を望んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wants to kill themselves is my cat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すために望んでいる私の猫です。
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I want to kill myself I CAT is.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は自分自身を殺すためにしたいです。
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I'd like to kill myself is my cat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すしたい私の猫です。
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I will kill myself is my cat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺す私の猫です。
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I am myself to kill my cats.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の猫を殺すために自分自身です。
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Myself is I kill my cats.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の猫を殺すためです。
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I am going to kill my cat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の猫を殺すつもりです。
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I am going to kill my cat.
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