YOU SAID:
My cat sharted on my face and i swallowed it
INTO JAPANESE
猫が顔を震わせて飲み込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat shook his face and swallowed it
INTO JAPANESE
猫は顔を振って飲み込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat shook his face and swallowed
INTO JAPANESE
猫は顔を振って飲み込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat shook his face and swallowed
You should move to Japan!