YOU SAID:
My cat said merry Christmas to a ugly pained fat cab driver
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は醜い痛みを伴う脂肪タクシー運転手にメリークリスマスを言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat said Merry Christmas to an ugly painful fat cab driver
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は醜い痛みを伴う脂肪タクシー運転手にメリークリスマスを言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat said Merry Christmas to an ugly painful fat cab driver
That didn't even make that much sense in English.