YOU SAID:
my cat peed on my computer
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私のコンピューターでおしっこ
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My cat pees on my computer
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私のコンピューターを小便します
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My cat pisses my computer
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私のコンピューターを怒らせます
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My cat offends my computer
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私のコンピューターを怒らせます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat offends my computer
You should move to Japan!