YOU SAID:
my cat on a mat in a hat likes me because i am nice
INTO JAPANESE
帽子のマットの上に私の猫は私がいいから
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I don't my cat on the mat of the hat
INTO JAPANESE
帽子のマットの上に私の猫をしないでください。
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Do my cat on the mat of the hat.
INTO JAPANESE
帽子のマットの上に私の猫を行います。
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My cat on the mat of the hat.
INTO JAPANESE
猫帽子のマットの上。
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Matt the cat hat on.
INTO JAPANESE
猫帽子のマットです。
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It is a mat cat hat.
INTO JAPANESE
それはマット猫帽子です。
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It is a mat cat hat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.