YOU SAID:
my cat likes to stare at me while i'm peeing
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫が私を凝視しながら小便をしている私が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like me and my cat staring at me while you're pissing.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の猫が私を凝視しながら放尿しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
While staring at me and my cat is urinating.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の猫を凝視しながら排尿です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
While staring at me and my cat is urinating.
Come on, you can do better than that.