YOU SAID:
My cat is on my lap and eating my hair like it's a piece of cake
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫が私の膝の上にいて、まるでケーキのように私の髪を食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my cat is on my lap eating my hair like it's cake
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の膝の上にいて、まるでケーキのように私の髪を食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my cat is on my lap eating my hair like it's cake
That didn't even make that much sense in English.