YOU SAID:

my cat is named pancake because he once dreamt that he was a pancake and we broke into a pancake shop and I performed a ritual and brushed pancake batter over his whiskers and whispered "free, free, free," and he turned into a pancake and now I have a pancake.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫はパンケーキと名付けられました。彼はかつて彼がパンケーキであることを夢見ていたので、私たちはパンケーキ屋に押し入りました。今私はパンケーキを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat was named pancake. We once broke into a pancake shop because he once dreamed he was a pancake. Now I have pancakes.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫はパンケーキと名付けられました。彼はかつて彼がパンケーキだと思っていたので、私たちはかつてパンケーキ屋に押し入りました。今私はパンケーキを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat was named pancake. We once broke into a pancake shop because he once thought he was a pancake. Now I have pancakes.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫はパンケーキと名付けられました。彼はかつて彼がパンケーキだと思っていたので、私たちはかつてパンケーキ店に侵入しました。今私はパンケーキを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat was named pancake. We once broke into a pancake shop because he once thought he was a pancake. Now I have pancakes.