YOU SAID:

My cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room and it sounds like there is an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫はこの真っ暗な部屋のどこかで大声で濡れて自分自身を舐めています。老人が私と一緒に暗闇の中で唐辛子を食べているようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat is loud and licking himself somewhere in this dark room. It seems that the old man is eating peppers with me in the dark.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫は騒々しく、この暗い部屋のどこかで自分をなめています。老人は暗闇の中で私と一緒に唐辛子を食べているようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat is noisy and licks myself somewhere in this dark room. The old man seems to eat chili with me in the dark.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫はうるさく、この暗い部屋のどこかで自分をなめます。老人は暗闇の中で私と一緒にチリを食べるようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat is noisy and licks myself somewhere in this dark room. The old man seems to eat chili with me in the dark.