YOU SAID:

My cat is fat but his head I will pat and if you think he's ugly I will hit you over the head with a bat.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫は太っていますが、彼の頭は私がなでますし、あなたが醜いと思うなら、私はバットであなたを頭の上に打つでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat is fat, but his head is my name and if you think you're ugly, I'll hit you on the head with a bat.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫は太っていますが、彼の頭は私の名前であり、あなたが醜いと思うなら、私はバットであなたを頭にぶつけるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat is fat, but his head is my name, and if you think you're ugly, I'll hit you on the head with a bat.

INTO JAPANESE

私の猫は太っていますが、彼の頭は私の名前です、そしてあなたが醜いと思うなら、私はバットであなたを頭にぶつけるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat is fat, but his head is my name, and if you think you're ugly, I'll hit you on the head with a bat.