YOU SAID:
My cat is a jerk, and my dog loves me like none other human in the world!
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態で、私の犬は世界の他の人間のように私を愛していません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, my dog does not love me like any other person in the world!
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態です、私の犬は私の世界を他の人のように私を愛していない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, my dog does not love me like my world like other people!
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態です、私の犬は他の人のように私の世界のように私を愛していない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, my dog does not love me like my world like my world!
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態です、私の犬は私の世界のように私の世界のように私を愛していない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, my dog does not love me like my world like my world!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.