YOU SAID:
My cat is a jerk, and my dog loves me like none other
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態で、私の犬は他のもののように私を愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, and my dog loves me like anything else
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態で、私の犬は何かのように私を愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, and my dog loves me like something
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態です、私の犬は何かのように私を愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, my dog loves me like something
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は変態です、私の犬は何かのように私を愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is a pervert, my dog loves me like something
That didn't even make that much sense in English.