YOU SAID:
my cat howled at the moon. either he's hungry or he's secretly a dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は月に向かって遠吠えしました。彼はお腹が空いているのか、それとも密かに犬をしているかのどちらかです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat howled at the moon. Either he's hungry or he's secretly playing dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は月に向かって遠吠えしました。彼はお腹が空いているのか、それともこっそり犬で遊んでいるのかのどちらかです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat howled at the moon. Either he's hungry or he's secretly playing dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.