YOU SAID:
my cat ate my dog so i ate him
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の犬を食べたので、私は彼を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate him because my cat ate my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の犬を食べたので、私は彼を食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate him because my cat ate my dog
You've done this before, haven't you.