YOU SAID:
My cat ate my dog and he ate me
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の犬を食べ、彼は私を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat ate my dog and he ate me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私の犬を食べ、彼は私を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat ate my dog and he ate me.
You should move to Japan!