YOU SAID:
My cat ate all my toothpaste and threw up on my pillow.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私のすべての歯磨き粉を食べて、私の枕を投げた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat is eating me all toothpaste, threw on my pillow.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は私のすべての歯磨き粉を食べている、私の枕を投げた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat threw my eating all the toothpaste on my pillow.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫は、私の枕のすべての歯磨き粉を食べる私を投げた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cat threw my eating all the toothpaste on my pillow.
Come on, you can do better than that.