YOU SAID:
my butts as sore as a plunger on a candelstick
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻の痛い、candelstick のプランジャーと
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And my butt hurts a candelstick plunger
INTO JAPANESE
そして、私のお尻が痛い candelstick プランジャー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And it hurts my butt andelstik plunger
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻 andelstik プランジャーが痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts my butt andelstik plunger
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のお尻 andelstik プランジャーが痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts my butt andelstik plunger
You should move to Japan!