YOU SAID:
My bumbum has turned into a firehose!
INTO JAPANESE
私のバンバムは消防ホースになりました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Bambam is now a fire hose!
INTO JAPANESE
私のBambamは消火ホースになりました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Bambam is now a fire hose!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.