YOU SAID:
My brother is in Tokyo, therefore I shall kidnap the cat
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄は東京で、したがって私は猫を誘拐しなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother in Tokyo, so I CAT kidnapped do not.
INTO JAPANESE
東京猫誘拐しないように私の兄。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not kidnap Tokyo cat my brother.
INTO JAPANESE
東京猫を私の兄を誘拐しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother does not kidnap Tokyo cat.
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄は東京の猫を誘拐していません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother does not kidnap Tokyo cat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.