YOU SAID:
my bro is taking a shower and he takes way too long
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄弟はシャワーを浴びていると彼はあまりにも長い時間がかかります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother takes a shower and he takes too long
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄弟はシャワーを浴び、彼は時間がかかりすぎる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother takes a shower and he takes too long
That's deep, man.