YOU SAID:

My brain has just been thoroughly eviscerated by a bridge, a fork and a ruler

INTO JAPANESE

私の脳は橋とフォークと定規で徹底的にえぐられたばかりだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brain has just been thoroughly gouged out with a bridge, a fork, and a ruler.

INTO JAPANESE

私の脳はブリッジとフォークと定規で徹底的にえぐられました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brain was thoroughly gouged out with a bridge, fork, and ruler.

INTO JAPANESE

私の脳はブリッジとフォークと定規で徹底的にえぐられました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brain was thoroughly gouged out with a bridge, fork, and ruler.