YOU SAID:
my boyfriend will come beat you up if you touch me
INTO JAPANESE
私のボーイフレンドはあなたが私に触れた場合あなたを倒す来る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My boyfriend comes to beat you if you touch me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に触れた場合私のボーイフレンドはあなたを倒すようになる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My boyfriend will beat you if you touch me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に触れれば私のボーイフレンドはあなたを倒すでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My boyfriend will beat you if you touch me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
