YOU SAID:
my bootycheeks were ripped open with that massive dump I took in your mom's house
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんの家に持ち込んだ大量のゴミで私の尻の頬は引き裂かれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My butt cheek was ripped out by the amount of trash I brought into your mom's house
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんの家に持ち込んだゴミの量で、私の尻の頬は引き裂かれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My butt cheeks got ripped out by the amount of trash I brought into your mom's house
INTO JAPANESE
君のお母さんの家に持ち込んだゴミのせいで、お尻のほっぺがボロボロになってしまった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The rubbish I brought to your mother's house has ruined my butt cheeks.
INTO JAPANESE
私があなたのお母さんの家に持ってきたゴミのせいで、私の尻のほっぺは台無しになりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My butt cheeks are ruined because of the trash I brought to your mother's house.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんの家に持ってきたゴミのせいで、私の尻のほっぺは台無しになってしまいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The garbage I brought to your mother's house ruined my butt cheeks.
INTO JAPANESE
私があなたのお母さんの家に持ってきたゴミのせいで、私の尻のほっぺは台無しになりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My butt cheeks are ruined because of the trash I brought to your mother's house.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんの家に持ってきたゴミのせいで、私の尻のほっぺは台無しになってしまいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The garbage I brought to your mother's house ruined my butt cheeks.
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium