YOU SAID:
my blue dog went to a party and came back drunk and high
INTO JAPANESE
私の青い犬はパーティーに行き、酔って戻ってきました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My blue dog went to the party and got drunk back
INTO JAPANESE
私の青い犬はパーティーに行って酔ってしまいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My blue dog went to a party and got drunk
INTO JAPANESE
私の青い犬はパーティーに行って酔った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My blue dog went to a party and got drunk
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.