YOU SAID:
My big fat wife smashed my phone.If i get 250 likes, she will get me a new one! Sent from my iphone
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな太った妻は私の携帯電話を壊しました。私は250のいいねを得る場合、彼女は私に新しいものを取得します!iPhone から送信
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My big fat wife broke my cell phone. If I get 250 likes, she'll get me a new one!
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな太った妻は私の携帯電話を壊しました。私が250のいいねを手に入れたら、彼女は私に新しいものを手に入れるでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My big fat wife broke my cell phone. If I get 250 likes, she'll get me a new one!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.