YOU SAID:
My big fat wife smashed my phone If i get 250 likes, she will get me a new one! Please help me!
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな太った妻は私が250のいいねを得るならば、彼女は私に新しいものを手に入れます!どうぞ手を貸して下さい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My big fat wife will get me a new one if I get 250 likes!
INTO JAPANESE
私の大きな太った妻は、私が250のいいねを得る場合、私に新しいものを取得します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My big fat wife will get me a new one if I get 250 likes!
Well done, yes, well done!