YOU SAID:

my beard is long and my feet are cold and outside a robot is picking up earth and throwing it into mars. I don't care. I'm watching TV and throwing darts at the robot. occasionally, I laugh.

INTO JAPANESE

私のひげは長く、私の足は冷たく、ロボットの外は地球を拾って火星に投げています。気にしません。私はテレビを見ながら、ロボットにダーツを投げています。たまに笑います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My beard is long, my feet are cold, and the outside of the robot picks up the earth and throws it on Mars. I don't care. I'm throwing darts at the robot while watching TV. Sometimes I laugh.

INTO JAPANESE

私のひげは長く、足は冷たく、ロボットの外側は地球を拾って火星に投げます。気にしません。テレビを見ながらロボットにダーツを投げています。時々笑います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My beard is long, my feet are cold, and the outside of the robot picks up the Earth and throws it on Mars. I don't care. I'm throwing darts at the robot while watching TV. Sometimes laughs.

INTO JAPANESE

私のひげは長く、足は冷たく、ロボットの外側は地球を拾って火星に投げます。気にしません。テレビを見ながらロボットにダーツを投げています。時々笑います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My beard is long, my feet are cold, and the outside of the robot picks up the Earth and throws it on Mars. I don't care. I'm throwing darts at the robot while watching TV. Sometimes laughs.