YOU SAID:
my beard is evil and it's trying to eat me
INTO JAPANESE
私のひげは悪であり、それは私を食べようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My beard is evil, it is about to eat me
INTO JAPANESE
私のあごひげは悪です、それは私を食べようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My beard is bad, it is about to eat me
INTO JAPANESE
私のあごひげは悪いです、それは私を食べようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My beard is bad, it is about to eat me
You should move to Japan!