YOU SAID:
my bagels were smoking but my walls are growing hair
INTO JAPANESE
私のベーグルは煙を出していたが、私の壁には毛が生えていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My bagel was smoking, but my walls were hairy
INTO JAPANESE
ベーグルは煙を出していたが、壁は毛むくじゃらだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bagels were smoking, but the walls were hairy
INTO JAPANESE
ベーグルは煙を出していたが、壁は毛むくじゃらだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bagels were smoking, but the walls were hairy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.