YOU SAID:
My bacon touched the floor, I am not okay
INTO JAPANESE
私のベーコンが床に触れた、大丈夫ではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not touched my bacon on the floor, okay.
INTO JAPANESE
それはないさて、床に私のベーコンを触れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It isn't okay, touched my bacon on the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
それは大丈夫ではない、床の上の私のベーコンを触れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's not okay, I touched my bacon on the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
それは大丈夫ではない、私は床に私のベーコンに触れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's not okay, I touched my bacon on the floor.
You should move to Japan!