YOU SAID:

my bacon is a rather good cook but not so good at forplay

INTO JAPANESE

私のベーコンはむしろ上手遊園でよかったけど

BACK INTO ENGLISH

But my bacon is good amusement park rather nice

INTO JAPANESE

しかし、私のベーコンは良い遊園地ではなくいい

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But my bacon is good amusement, not good

INTO JAPANESE

しかし、私のベーコンは良い娯楽ないで良い

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But not my bacon is good entertainment and good

INTO JAPANESE

しかし、ない私のベーコンは良いエンターテイメントと良い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

But not my bacon is good entertainment and good