YOU SAID:

My back hurts. It feels like someone kicked me in the kidneys. It is probably because of the wimpy pillows on this uncomfortable chair.

INTO JAPANESE

背中が痛い腎臓を蹴られたみたいおそらくこの不快な椅子のウィンピーな枕のせいでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It looks like you've been kicked in the back with a painful kidney, probably because of the wimpy pillow on this uncomfortable chair.

INTO JAPANESE

痛い腎臓で背中を蹴られているように見えるのは、この不快な椅子の上にあるウィンピーな枕のせいかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You may be kicking your back with a painful kidney because of the wimpy pillow on this uncomfortable chair.

INTO JAPANESE

この不快な椅子のウィンピーな枕のせいで、痛い腎臓で背中を蹴っているかもしれません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You may be kicking your back with a painful kidney because of the wimpy pillow on this uncomfortable chair.