YOU SAID:
my armpits smell like a platter of cheese and its real gross
INTO JAPANESE
私の脇の匂いのチーズとその実総大皿
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smell cheese by side and its real gross plate
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズとその本当の総板
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cheese and its real total board
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズとその本当のトータルボード
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cheese and its real total board
That didn't even make that much sense in English.