YOU SAID:
Mushroom Kingdom Times! Italian Plumber stomps on turtles and sentient mushrooms, rescuing a beautiful princess from an evil tribe of turtles known as the Koopa Troop
INTO JAPANESE
キノコ王国時代! イタリアの配管工がカメと知覚力のあるキノコを踏みつけ、クッパ軍として知られるカメの邪悪な部族から美しい王女を救出します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mushroom Kingdom era! An Italian plumber tramples on turtles and perceptual mushrooms and rescues a beautiful princess from an evil tribe of turtles known as the Bowser army.
INTO JAPANESE
キノコ王国時代! イタリアの配管工がカメと知覚キノコを踏みにじり、クッパ軍として知られるカメの邪悪な部族から美しい王女を救出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mushroom Kingdom era! An Italian plumber tramples on turtles and perceptual mushrooms and rescues a beautiful princess from an evil tribe of turtles known as the Bowser army.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.