YOU SAID:
Murder queen. The third bomb. I'll push it. Yay, it's activated! Hahahahahaha, I'm back!
INTO JAPANESE
殺人女王。 3つ目の爆弾。押してやるよ。わーい、アクティベートされました!ハハハハハハ、帰ってきたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Murder queen. The third bomb. I'll push it. Yay, it's activated! Hahahahahaha, I'm back!
INTO JAPANESE
殺人女王。 3つ目の爆弾。押してやるよ。わーい、アクティベートされました!ハハハハハハ、帰ってきたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Murder queen. The third bomb. I'll push it. Yay, it's activated! Hahahahahaha, I'm back!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.