YOU SAID:
mummm! i let the cat in and wellll... it shat on the couch!!
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん!私は猫を入れて、wellll ...それはソファの上に置かれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! I put a cat and wellll...it was put on the sofa!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!猫とウエルを置いた…ソファーに置いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! I put a cat and a well on the sofa!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ!ソファーに猫と井戸を置いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom! I put a cat and a well on the sofa!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.