YOU SAID:
Mt dog stole my wig and is selling them on Ebay.
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私のかつらを盗み、Ebayで販売しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A dog steals my wig and sells it on Ebay.
INTO JAPANESE
犬が私のかつらを盗み、Ebayで販売しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A dog steals my wig and sells it on Ebay.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.