YOU SAID:
Ms. Keisha...? Ms. KEISHA! Oh my freaking God she's freaking dead.
INTO JAPANESE
ケイシャさん…?ケイシャさん!ああ、私のおかしな神、彼女はおかしくて死んでいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keisha ...? Keisha! Oh my funny god, she's funny and dead.
INTO JAPANESE
ケイシャ…?ケイシャ!ああ、私の面白い神、彼女は面白くて死んでいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keisha ...? Keisha! Oh my funny god, she's funny and dead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.