YOU SAID:
Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーンズ夫人、私達は事が起こっている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mrs. Jones, we are having a thing going on
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーンズ夫人、私達は事が起こっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mrs. Jones, things are going on
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーンズ夫人、物事は起こっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mrs. Jones, things are happening
INTO JAPANESE
ジョーンズ夫人、物事が起こっている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mrs. Jones, things are happening
That didn't even make that much sense in English.