YOU SAID:
Mr Sandman, man me a sand. Make him the cutest man car door hook hand.
INTO JAPANESE
ミスター・サンドマン、砂をくれ。彼を最もかわいい男の車のドアフックの手にしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mr. Sandman, give me some sand. Make him the cutest guy car door hook hand.
INTO JAPANESE
サンドマンさん、砂をください。彼を最もかわいい男の車のドアフックハンドにしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mr. Sandman, give me some sand. Make him the cutest guy car door hook hand.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.